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2020 resolution: don't eat again for 2 weeks to keep from exploding

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Merry Christmas last week! We made a bajillion and a half sugar cookies and gave them to members and amis. It was fun to see everyone and spread the light of Christ of course :) We exchanged presents with all the sisters in the house Christmas eve and ate WAY too much chocolate and food. For Christmas eve and Christmas day, we ate oysters, mussels, another shellfish, the best lobster EVER, caviar, turkey, potatoes and breadfruit, ice cream, buche de noel, etc, etc,etc,.... and for dinner we had a fancy cheese, bread, meat bar thing. Soeur Ruiz picked the cheese because I'm cheese illiterate. Also there is sooooo much cheese here it's ridiculous. Anyway, last Monday we made poe banane with our ami and ate waaay too much. It's a dish made from cooked bananas and all the coconut milk. Sooooo good.  This week we didn't have a whole lot of lessons, but the Lord helped us see miracles. It's awesome to see people accept the gospel and find blessings in ...

Be one with the machine... not literally

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Soeur Ruiz and I spent the week making our own dresses WITH A MACHINE this time! (Faking it seamstress PART 2!) and I might have sewed my finger. And since I'm super chill and calm with needles, I almost passed out while my lovely sisters Ruiz, Lunt and Agustin were trying to un-jam the machine to raise the needle to get my finger unstuck. That was a fun night.  BUT we did finish our dresses the MORNING OF our missionary Christmas party (aka soeur Ruiz finished my dress because the night before she was playing surgeon and she's an angel). And I gotta say they aren't bad. And the Christmas party was awesome! We made little sketches that were super cheesy and missionary appropriate (which makes them insanely awkward) and... yeah fun. But it was good to see all the missionaries!   Another story of someone passing out! Our ami Adeline was sick but decided to go work in the garden with her family and while they were taking a break when we got ther...

Just a sink full of chicken

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Yes you read that correctly... A member in a soeur Lunt's old ward wanted to thank her by giving her food so he bought a 2.5x1x.5 ft box of frozen chicken legs. So what did we do? Spent an hour dethawing all the chicken legs in the sink to separate and give to others. Obviously.  Anyway, Tepiu FINALLY got baptized!!!!!!!!! She is sooooo dang strong and has so much faith! Her parents were against her and kind of disowned her, her husband and kids "supported" her but no one came to her baptism. But she came and was filled with the spirit and says she regrets nothing and is happy. What a miracle. This week we went caroling with the other missionaries in our zone and it was a party. Invites the Spirit into their lives.  We also had a present exchange and I drew elder Tehaamoana (goofy Tahitian elder) so I bought A Santa tie and I put a 6 in poisonous centipede (THAT I KILLED AND ALMOST DIED MYSELF) in a truffle box and gave it to him. When he opened it he thre...

All I want for Christmas is a giant cucumber

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Happy happy Christmas season!!! Hope y'all aren't freezing to death! I'm not thanks for asking... For Light the World one day soeur Ruiz and I cut snowflakes (FIRST TIME SOEUR RUIZ HAS EVER CUT A SNOWFLAKE) to hang up in the other sister's room but then as we were driving from a lesson a mamie called at us to stop so we went over and she told us she's an inactive member and she confided in us and we talked and sang and then we used those snowflakes to decorate her house for Christmas and she loved it! As we left, we saw that mamie has a goat living in a little shack so we went and said hi. That's chill. Also that day our amis gave us cucumbers bigger than a Lamanite army and bananas the width of my ankle (not kidding with that one).  So Tepiu is getting baptized this week and I'm SOOOOOOOO EXCITED FOR HER!!!!!!! She is sooooo converted and has so much faith! We taught her about...

Yep still here, yep still no ideas for subject lines

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Happy thanksgiving! I'm thankful for this opportunity to be on a mission and for my companion's patience whenever I forget the phone, or the keys, or my back pack, or the time, or my head... also grateful for my family and for the joy they bring in my life. I love this gospel! Last pday we went to a botanical garden and it was beautiful!!! We saw a giant turtle and walked around and I swear it was the Garden of Eden. Wednesday we had a "car fast" and we spent the day on foot and wow it's been a hot minute since I've gone a whole day on foot... Finally, Tepiu accepted to be baptized!!! She prayed and studied all this week and she said every scripture she read was screaming at her to get baptized. SOOOOO happy! One of our amis just turned 8 so we visited him for his bday and gave him his fave chocolate and some punch balloons which he LOVED (thank you Mindy!!!) and we played a game about the Holy Ghost and was dying with laughter! Love teaching k...